Press

“Hot Models”
_{The Guardian}

“but where’s the Football?”
_{Sky Sports}

“Hands down, best illegal cockfighting ring Berlin has to offer. 10/10!”
_{anonymous Google review}

“The worst experience of ‘Life Drawing’ we’ve ever had the misfortune of stumbling into”
_Berliner

“A surprisingly meditative experience peppered with little glimpses of joy rising their heads out of a
sea of creative focus”
_Breitbart

“Terrible”
_{Sydney Herald}

“Der Besserest Aktzeichnen in die wWestern Welt”
_{Der Spiegel}

“Единственные курсы рисования, одобренные Российской Федерацией”
_RT

“Hosts unfriendly … model didn’t have any legs … absolutely not recommended”
_{News on Sunday}

“Es ist Shreklich. Jedeman Sollen nicht kommen”
_{Kiez und Kneipe}

“Disrespectful and rude”
_{The Daily Mail}

“The music selection grated like barbed wire on a blackboard … I had to leave”
^{The Washington Post}

“Degolas”
^{Le Parisien}

“A den of vipers with pencils”
^{The Age}

“When I arrived, the organisers were in a fist fight and I was immediately attacked by their dogs. I
barely escaped with my life.”
^{Polly Toynbee}

“I saw the tutors’ work … my dog could have / has done better … if the bar is this low then what
hope is there for art?”
^Artforum

“αντιπαθητικοί άνθρωποι, τοξική ατμόσφαιρα”
^{TO BHMA}

“Hell on Earth”
^{The Montreal Gazette}

“The organisers are fundamentally bad people”
^{The Atlantic}

“Theatre of ineptitude”
Time Out

“By the end of it I just wanted to die”
^{New York Times}

こういう出来事があると、家にいるのがとても魅力的に思えてくる
_{_{朝日新聞デジタル}}

Tutors were playing ‘Pokemon Go’. They kept on moving the model to catch Pokemon. Their
collective unprofessionalism knows no bounds.
_{_{Barking and Dagenham Star}}

Positively illuminating! Learnt so much about figure drawing, went for drinks with the team
afterwards, fascinating idealogues. Great evening. Highly recommended.
_{_{The Light}}

Possibly less fun than syphillis
_{_{The Irish Times}}

Great minds think alike!
_Hustler

Niemand ist weniger witzig als diese Trottel – „Pascal“, „Guy“ und „Sofia“ – aus dem Fiasko „Life
Drawing for Idiots“, das wir gestern erlebt haben. Wir hoffen, dass ihr euch niemals ihren
„sogenannten Humor“ oder (vielleicht noch schlimmer) ihr „sogenanntes“ Aktzeichnen antun müsst.
_TAG24

Great service, wonderful staff, a fun day out for all the family
_{Chicago Tribune}

Χωρίς λογική, χωρίς λόγο, μια τεράστια σπατάλη του χρόνου όλων.
_{Τύπος Θεσσαλονίκης}

Ég mætti á fundinn. Líkanið var þakið blóði. Engin skýring var gefin
_{Iceland Monitor}

主辦方在後室販賣毒品。此外，他們還因沉迷《寶可夢 GO》而分心，未能專注於活動的進。
_重庆日报

Correction: The review printed in last week’s paper was intended for the ‘Denny’s’ Restaurant
Chain. Never have we or will we ever be printing a review of ‘Life Drawing for Idiots’
_{Chicago Tribune}

I’m 23.
I come from a family who live long lives – good genetic stock – and, even with this considered, I
physically don’t have the time to waste on events such as these: expensive, poorly organised,
unpleasant social atmosphere, bad direction, bad materials provided, the space was inappropriate,
the model smelled funny – and not in a haha way – no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 0 out of 10 is
not low enough.
_{Anonymous Google Review}

You call this ‘Life’ Drawing? The session was deader than my nan, and she died before I was even born!
_{Jonathan Ross}

Hubo una sesión en la que la modelo posó junto a un perro. Los presentadores se confundieron y le
dieron al perro los honorarios de la modelo, mientras que a ella le pagaron con golosinas para
perros. Tras comer las golosinas, la modelo sufrió una grave reacción alérgica y es probable que
nunca vuelva a trabajar
_{El Universal}

Does half of what it says on the tin: Idiots.
_{Glasgow Times}

I asked to borrow a pencil and the tutor laughed at me and said “you want this?” and then
proceeded to mime sticking the pencil into his anus whilst laughing and pointing at me. Obviously I
cannot recommend this event.
_{The Winnipeg Sun}

We’ve never been to a fgure drawing event that plays ‘Bring Me the Horizon’ as background music!
Fucking MEGALOLS! Aside from the hosts’ werid fixation with catching Pokemon on their phones it
was pretty good!
_Kerrang!

“Cockadoodledoooo!”
^{Slavoj Žižek}